About a week before I went to a talk (hosted by OULC) on the ‘Impact of the Justice System on BAME communities’, Rory Stewart confessed to smoking opium in Iran, the first time ‘opium’ and ‘Tory’ have been used in the same sentence since Britain was selling it to China. About a week after, Gove confessed to snorting coke, the only surprise being that it was about 20 years ago instead of when he was campaigning for Brexit. The guy he stabbed in the back after that campaign, Boris Johnson, admitted to trying it but sneezing it out about 10 years ago, finally topping Bill Clinton smoking ‘but not inhaling’ at Oxford. All these people are technically criminals, but you wouldn’t think so from the popular response. Both panellists at the OULC event, Michael Shiner and Huda Elmi, said with a lot of emphasis that our government doesn’t have anything consistent or effective enough to be called a drugs policy. Instead people who ‘look’ like criminals get targeted, regardless of their actual drug use. None of these politicians ‘look’ like criminals. So who does?